Monday, September 19, 2005

I will be updating soon...but for now, I thought this wa funny...

Clever Signs...
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
On another Septic Tank Truck:"We're #1 in the #2 business."
At a Proctologist's door:"To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
On a Church's Billboard:"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.
"In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak"

1 comment:

Avery's mom said...

my maternity room didnt have push,push, push \
guess i missedout on that having a c-section :)